$1m per touchdown: did Brock Osweiler have the easiest ever NFL career theguardian.com

Osweiler was a poster boy for failing up, but he got in, helped win a Super Bowl, got paid and got out. You can only doff your cap to him.
Brock Osweiler has decided to retire after just seven seasons. He shuts the door on a career we should all envy, unless you’re into all that gladiatorial glory stuff that football touts. Osweiler beat the system: He got into the league, helped win a Super Bowl, got his money and got out, all while maintaining his pristine teeth and long-term health. It’s only fitting he called it quits during Brocktober.

There was just something about Osweiler. He represented bigger ideals.